Dig Out Your Own Pirate Grave is a collection of lyrics from sometime in the past to now… not all of them, but most! This one was good fun to put together and are taken from my modern interpretation of Dante’s Divine Comedy - from Circles 1-5 (as performed by Johnny Beatnik and the Deadbirds). How long it will take me to write the other 4, I have no idea. It takes a while to get around all 9 Circles of the Underworld.

Did I mention it was illustrated?

Available from June 30, 2025