I dived into Canterbury today to pick up a copy of Wormwood and thought I'd best replace the last two issues of the Umbrella Academy which I stupidly spilt coffee on a couple of weeks back. I went into Incognito, which has always been my store of choice. The big boss wasn't in this afternoon but there was a big boss stand-in. On the shelf, there were issues 1 - 4, but not 5 and 6. So the conversation went like this:
"Have you got the last two issues of this" - (obviously brandishing the other four)
"Have you looked on the shelf."

Now, to be honest, I thought that was pretty obvious as I was waving them around...

"Yes. They're not here."
"No, we haven't then."

And with that, she went back to whatever she was doing before. Anyway, the comic store that I'd never been in before - Whatever Comics - had moved to its new location not 30 feet away. I go in - it's a good looking store:

"Have you got the last two issues of Umbrella Academy?"
"Yes." The guy gets up off his ass, walks around to the racks, picks them up immediately and hands them back to me. Sold.

You know what? I'm a pretty loyal kinda guy but Incognito can kiss it. The new kid on the block just kicked your ass... but I still bloody forgot to pick up Wormwood.