Real news: finished first draft of The Tuba Farm tonight. The first short story off the block and I'm really pleased with it. I'm going to sit on it for a week, edit it next and in the meantime finish off The Boy With Wasps for Eyes and edit that the week after - with the wind behind me, that's a realistic schedule to get six shorts out into the public domain.

That's all today.. just busy hacking it out. Unless you count this message from my old Tae Kwon Do instructor:

"Great idea for a tribute band. Queen Wasp. I'll camp it up and be Freddie, you glam it up and be Blackie. Simple. We'll earn millions. All we need is a band who can play and be told what to do."

Strangely, I'm almost tempted...

Clip of the day: Font Conference (it's a design thing...)

and then I found this which had me on the floor: Scooby Doo CSI