The Hierophant

I seem to veer between being either very excited about things or very down on them with no grey parts in between around here. Such has it always been and always will be.

Today, the big smiley face belongs to National Geographic magazine who despite running some articles of supreme dullness, always manage to knock it out of the ballpark where photography is concerned. Not suggesting that everybody take out a subscription to said tome, but if you're passing by a newsagents and see a copy this month, there's some aboslutely stunning photography in there.

Today also belongs to the person who thought it was a good idea to make the worlds first Maple Danish Pastry. Brilliant.

Today does not however belong to:
1: Pizza Hut who kept us waiting 15 minutes for a table when we could see there were at least 10 available, another half an hour for our food and then palmed us off with "sorry, there are only two of us on tonight". And this is my problem in which way Pizza Hut?

2: Vue Cinema: who depsite having half decent seats and good screens manage to piss everybody off by having the dumbest system in the world. Buying tickets? Buying popcorn? Buying Coke? Buying the smallest bag of sweets in the world? Everybody join the same queue please. Miss the beginning of your film because there was a fatty buying enough Coke and chocolate to feed this weeks escapees from Weight Watchers? Tough luck. It's the most stupid system in the universe.

Cineworld - I'm comin' home!

That's the beauty of a democratic society. There's always some competition around when you need to vote with your feet.

Anyway, last night I did absolutely NO WORK WHATSOEVER and I feel bad. I printed myself off a copy of Almost Human to see how much work needs doing to it to finish it up and just got pretty despondent over the quality of my first 50,000 words. Heart said throw it in the trash and forget about it forever. Head said not to be silly and come back to it later and fix what's wrong with it. Heart eventually agreed with Head but it didn't make Soul feel any better about it. Pah.

Does everybody have these moments of self doubt?

I think I promised a hook up to Ladies and Gentlemen a couple of days ago. Here we go:


Ladies and Gentlemen Video