One down. Seven to go. Shocking the Monkey is now available to buy online. Sales and comments more than welcome. Next, Too Hot For Dogs Issue One. Long overdue now. Let's get it on.

Talking of things being long overdue and being as I'm busy 'getting it on', I'm sure there are more things than this that I've said I'd give an airing to, but these are the ones that fall out of my mouth when it opens:

The delectable Miss Minki has thrown herself on the mercy of Orange Unsigned 2008. Check out 50ft Woman right here and vote, vote, vote! She said she would go topless on TV if she won, but I reckon a Twix and a Bacardi might get the same result. Voting is cheaper though, so get on with it...

Well, that's one... what the hell were the others?