Man - I'm fuming. Getting to the stage when I might actually be able to make something happen around here so I figured I might need to finally register my own name as a domain. What's more, I was even going to splash out on a .com - just in case "I" happened to go international (well, you never know). Then I found this: www.sionsmith.com Check it out, look around - what the fuck has that got to do with anything even remotely like my name! Best register as a .co.uk then I guess. Still, I'm in good company. The writer John Connolly has the same problem and so did Paul Stanley, but Paul seems to have sorted his out - probably by sending the boys round with a chequebook...

I've also decided to start a new business - like I didn't have enough to do. Demon Hunting. There's definitely a gap in the market. I looked in the Yellow Pages and there wasn't a single listing in a 200 mile radius. I got bored after 200 miles so I don't claim absolute exclusivity on the idea. I need a partner though - it's not a good thing to go into by yourself. You have to be male, slightly shorter than me and not quite as handsome though you should have a certain appeal in your own way. If you think you fit the bill, leave me a comment and I'll get back to you. No ginger hair though. Sorry, but you'll flare up on TV and look like a wendigo. I already have the necessary wheels - though a contribution of £170 would be welcome - it needs a new heater matrix.

A really bad thing happened this morning. Out of the corner of my ear, I heard Ellie ask Sarah "What's this?" to which she said she'd talk about it later. I stupidly assumed it was something to do with Rhiannons birthday which is next week, but when we went to the supermarket at lunchtime, she announced, "Mum has bought me period stuff".

Hold off there little camper. This is me - Dad - the one who educates you on why it's OK to like Hulk Hogan, the one who let's you watch the proper version of Torchwood, the only one who will go on the rides with you at theme parks! Periods? Uh-uh... no way, Jose! I suppose somebody has to do it though - we don't want any of those Carrie moments thank you!

Clip of the day: More Human Than Human : White Zombie