Ouch

For all those of you living in the UK who happened upon the twin programmes of "My Perfect Vagina" and "A Girls Guide to 21st Century Sex" whilst waiting for either Blade II or Hellboy to start (great programming huh), I'd just like to point out that having your labia surgically removed, your hymen reattached or your cock straightened out because it's bent all have nothing on the day I sprained the top of my thigh muscle at a martial arts competition and accidentally sprayed 'the whole package' with half a can of Ralgex or the day I pulled my shoulder out, treated it with Tiger Balm and then rubbed my eye with the same hand.

Please feel free to leave comments concerning maximum pain.