A lot of people mailed me yesterday and asked me what the hell MACHETE was… looks like we need a little education around these parts. Just watch the trailer (linked) - all will become clear.

Danny Trejo locks horns with Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Jessica Alba and Don Johnson in a film by Robert Rodriguez that makes Desperado look like a regular western? What's not to like in this scenario?

For my younger readers (and Kahn), why not try out the trailer for Transformers 3: Dark Side of the Moon - sorry, you have to find your own link and I believe this is fair because I just watched it and found this comment written underneath it:

"I am so excited and can't wait to see the third film, though I still have to see the other two first!"

Forgiveness will only be granted if the author of this post is less then 10 years old and his parents were brother and sister…

Did anybody else notice that this year Paula Abdul has been replaced on American Idol by Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler? Me neither. Shouldn't Tyler be doing something useful - writing songs like he used to in 1977 maybe?

Lopez is reported to have signed up for one season only for $12 million. One would assume Tyler's cut would be around the same. Still… once upon a time I used to think that my heroes where above things like this. I love American Idol but some people should just stay away…

Now, Danny Trejo being a judge on American idol... yeah, that's what I'm talking about...