You shouldn't get excited about a phone, but when your phone breaks and you send it away for repairs and have to rely on some old piece of crap with a battery that only lasts 24 hours, it's only right that you should appreciate your completely new phone that gets mailed back.

Yep - you can be down on Tesco all you like but when they couldn't fix it, they just sent a new one without batting an eyelid, so in the spirit of paying homage to the man, here's 5 other reasons to love Tesco:
1. Using a clubcard all year, I racked up about £150 in free stuff just before Christmas. That's a lot of free stuff.
2. Their petrol is always cheaper than the other garages (people say it's shit petrol, but my car likes it well enough).
3. They're open nearly all the time I'm awake.
4. The guy who delivers the groceries always manages to deliver some free stuff I never asked for.
5. They sell those peanut butter cupcakes that I can't find anywhere else.

All they need now is a proper in-store book department and I don't think I'd ever go anywhere else.

Tesco. More than just a supermarket (should I copyright that?).

Right back to work slacker... crime, angels and rock n roll to write about.