Sandwich - a small town a few miles from where I live. Nothing happens here. Ever.

The humble sandwich was apparently “invented” somewhere around these parts but that’s about all... oh, and a whale got washed up on the beach a couple of years back.

However, today, the town is heaving with just about everybody who lives here. I can’t quite figure out what’s going on. Appears to be two things:
1) They are making a Walkers Crisps advert and Gary Lineker is walking around dressed as a sandwich.
2) There is some promo movie being made for “Ham Sandwich Week” - this is hear-say. I need to check my facts on that but Formula 1 guy Jensen Button is kicking about along with Cheryl Cole, Pamela Anderson and Marco Pierre White.

Rumour has it that Pam is serving pints in the New Inn - it did occur to me to check this out but changed my mind as I’ve met her before (with Tommy on some Crue jaunt way back). Cheryl is probably too sad to speak at the moment but I wouldn’t have minded 10 minutes with Marco. I’d really like him to come round and see if he can get our Rayburn going properly. That sounds like the sort of thing he would be good at.

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